You want to give me money for writing? You must be drunk but that’s okay – keep drinking!

Checks should be mailed to:

Freeman Foster
PO Box 7983
Missoula, MT 59807

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Thanks much for your generosity!

Freeman Foster

I place 26 letters from the English alphabet and Arabic numbers between 0 and 9 in sequences that I like while utilizing blank spaces and 14 punctuation marks between said letters or numbers to write stories. For example: Granny was born 98 years ago! Tina enjoyed cotton candy, mathematics, blowjobs, and white wine. She died five days ago. The lake is smooth as black glass under the waxing moon. Wsdg becxaq siam.